we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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