Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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