so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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