what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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