He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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