how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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