What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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