Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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