brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
