Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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