he wants to bone in the snuggie
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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