they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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