OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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