In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
my being single is dangerous.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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