I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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