What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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