At least make sure they are 18
Why
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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