Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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