Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
