I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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