Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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