going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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