I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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