He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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