Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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