the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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