More tranny stories later!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You dont lie about slip and slides
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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