But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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