I just made out with a guy for $7.
Me too!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
