You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
