He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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