i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
