the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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