Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think your dad took our porno
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
