Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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