Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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