Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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