Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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