yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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