Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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