Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
