Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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