found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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