I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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