I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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