...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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