All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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