Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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