I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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