when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
