Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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