Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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