Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My breasts were aching with rage.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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