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I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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