Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Pooping to opera.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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